United winger is Ronal-BO

I always thought CRISTIANO RONALDO was a slippery character but this is insane.

The Manchester United superstar was snapped with HUGE wet patches on his shirt AND jacket after a night out.

The exact itinerary of the winger's evening is blurry.

Sources say it involved dinner and drinks with friends.

However there must have been some kind of extreme physical exertion involved for the sweat to seep through so many layers.

It's not as if he can even blame the weather as there has been a chill in the air this week.

Whatever the cause of the waterworks, Ronaldo did his best to avoid the cameras when approached by snappers.

It's not hard to understand why.